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汽车相对于老婆的十大优点:

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发表于 2011-6-2 15:45:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<strong><font face="楷体_GB2312"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">一</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">只能让你的腰包变小,而老婆却能让你的腰包变空! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">二</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">坏了你不能骑别人也不能骑,而老婆和你的感情坏了就会让别人骑跑了! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">三</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">修好的</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">再坏总要等五分钟吧,而哄好的老婆一分钟之内又会变得面目狰狞! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">四</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">惹你生气了你可以踢它几脚,而老婆惹你生气了你却还要腆着个媚笑作宽宏大量状! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">五</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">的要求不外乎好机油,好火嘴,好电瓶等,而老婆的要求有多少? </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">六</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">在你忧愁的时候</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">能无言的陪着你,而唠叨的老婆能做到这点吗? </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">七</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">不好你可以找厂方讨说法,而老婆做错了你能找丈母娘吗? </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">八</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">你可以同时拥有几辆</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">,而你能同时拥有几个老婆吗? </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">九</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">不会和你吵架,而老婆吵架天下第一,世所公认! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">十</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">不会扇你耳光,而老婆会! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"> 老婆相对于</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">的十大优点: </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">一</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">没钱就买不起好</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">,但未必就找不到好老婆! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">二</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">往往在关键时刻</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">会抛锚,而老婆还是比较识大体的! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">三</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">只能顺从你的性子狂飙,快慢随你,而只有老婆才会担心你的安全,越慢越好! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">四</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">你病了</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">还是麻木地看着你无动于衷,而老婆能无微不至地照顾你! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">五</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">不借给别人别人说你小气,而老婆则不会有这种麻烦! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">六</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">不会为你烧可口的饭菜,而老婆能! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">七</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">不会为你生孩子,而老婆能! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">八</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">不会为你的孩子喂奶,而老婆会! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">九</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">你七十岁时还能飙200码吗?望着隼什么的腰酸背痛腿抽筋,而老婆却不会嫌你老! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">十</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">有几辆</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">能伴你度过一生?而老婆可以! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"> 老婆和</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">的十大共同点: </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">一</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">都会被你心疼! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">二</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">都会让你心痛! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">三</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">都是别人的好! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">四</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">都要好好打扮! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">五</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">费用都在涨价! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">六</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">都要有证,结婚证和行驶证! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">七</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、汽车</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">冷天不好启动,老婆冬天也喜欢赖床! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">八</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">丈母娘那儿你年年要上贡,交警队那儿你年年也要破费! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">九</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">都值得自己沾沾自喜! </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /></font></strong><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-SIZE: 18px"><strong><font face="楷体_GB2312"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">十</span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'">、</span><wbr /></font></strong><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1&#46;3em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><strong><font face="楷体_GB2312">分开几天都会让你茶不思,饭不想,牵肠挂肚!</font></strong>  </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br />
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发表于 2011-6-2 16:25:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵 有道理~
发表于 2011-6-2 16:26:23 | 显示全部楼层
    

看过~~
发表于 2011-6-2 16:44:11 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2011-6-2 19:01:29 | 显示全部楼层
大才子
发表于 2011-6-2 21:50:14 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2011-6-3 07:57:09 | 显示全部楼层
感觉楼主这个牌照要调过来就好了,5134我要三思啊
哈哈
发表于 2011-6-3 10:34:11 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2011-6-3 10:35:08 | 显示全部楼层
写的不错
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